Thanksgiving is all about family, food, and fun. And what better way to spice up the holiday than with some hilarious turkey jokes? Whether you’re trying to entertain the kids, lighten up the dinner table, or just need a laugh while waiting for the turkey to cook, these jokes will bring smiles all around.
🦃 Classic Turkey Jokes
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
3. Why don’t turkeys play baseball?
Because they always hit fowl balls!
🍂 Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes
4. Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table?
Because he didn’t want to be roasted!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite side dish?
Anything that’s not cranberry sauce—it’s too jiggly!
6. What kind of music do turkeys listen to?
Anything with drumsticks!
😂 Corny but Funny Turkey Puns
7. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy, I’m stuffed!”
8. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
9. What’s a turkey’s least favorite holiday?
Turkey Day—obviously!
🦃 Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tanksgiving dinner was delicious!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
🎤 Funny Thanksgiving One-Liners
- “I told my turkey he was going to be dinner. He wasn’t very thankful.”
- “Leftovers are proof that Thanksgiving dinner was a success.”
- “If your family doesn’t argue over the last piece of pie, did Thanksgiving even happen?”
Final Thoughts
Thanksgiving is about gratitude, love, and laughter. So this year, share these turkey jokes and make your holiday even more memorable. After all, nothing pairs better with pumpkin pie than a good laugh!
Got a favorite Thanksgiving joke? Drop it in the comments! 🍁🦃😂
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